Another Failed Audition
Just went on yet another super-fail-tastic first date with a dude who seriously misrepresented his looks online. I suspect he did it deliberately. He posted one full body picture with himself a smallish figure in a vast landscape, and one slightly blurry black and white one, with his face in both in three-quarter profile, hair rakishly combed over one eye. Reality: hair thinning markedly on top, jowly, notable grody overbite. Worst part was, he noticed my horrified double take upon seeing him. I scanned the restaurant, saw him, met his eyes and spun around searching desperately for anyone else who might possibly be my date, then approached with gritted teeth. It was a supremely awkward hour of small talk, me drinking three beers in short succession, all the while knowing that no amount of beer in the world would make him attractive. At least he paid for the booze. Another reminder to be wary on the internet - if his photos are unclear, he may be hiding something.
I will never find anyone new while I’m still in love with you.
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(via justan0ther--sexblog)
“Hi, how are you?” is a good pickup line in real life. Online it is not. Online you need to display a little more creativity to catch my attention.
1 I have no fear of losing you, for you aren’t an object of my property, or anyone else’s. I love you as you are, without attachment, without fears, without conditions, without egoism, trying not to absorb you. I love you freely because I love your freedom, as well as mine.
Anthony de Mello (via moldavia)
(Source: starryyeyed, via moldavia)
